No Steamboat, But Many Rifles
Lady Constant Ann Oyannce Payne stuck her head in the undergrowth and discovered an Archaeopteryx guarding her nest. She was scratched, but emerged with a beaming smile on her face, her hands holding a warm egg.
Although we tried spotting the blooming thing and proceeding to shoot it if we managed to, we clearly didn't know how to hit the broad side of a barn. This allowed the Allosaurus to waltz up to Goonda and eat him.