Another Rough Night in the Town with No Name
And in the kind of story that would make even Sergio Leone roll over in his grave, poor Grat has been foiled at every turn by a gang of Mexican bandits who seem to have more morals than Mother Theresa. With the possible exception of Don Juan, that is. Poor Don has been suffering the effects of one too many relationships. He's been seen coming out of a certain house of ill repute, closely followed by his soiled dove of choice on a few occasions. We then discovered he had a missus when she showed up in the middle of a gunfight and demanded he went home with her straight away. He'd only gone to the saloon to drown his sorrows. He'd been managing to do that rather successfully until he saw Grat failing to hold up the bar.
Josiah McHatty decided to help out Grat. This has never happened before you understand. It's the bandits that have been getting the aid up until now. Of course, Josiah was a Legend, but also an old timer. He ended up being not as fast as he used to be, and got into a quick draw situation with another Don. And as my dice failed me once more, Josiah was quickly dispatched with a head shot, instantly promoting this Don from a Gunman to a Legend in no time at all. Great help, Josh. Thanks a lot.
|The Extras wait off table for their moment of glory.|
|Clint always manages to skulk around random buildings chewing on both his occasional dialogue and smouldering cigar...|
Why is it the buildings never seem to fit back in their boxes at this late an hour?